I Despise my dark brown eyes?

I HATE my dark brown eyes, with my black hair they just look generic and uninteresting, I'd love to have blue or green eyes, heck even hazel or amber will do, but I hate, hate hate my eye color. I don't know what I can do to change this, but I won't get contact lenses or get surgery done, I mean there has to be a way! I cannot believe I got the most disgusting eyes... I feel so bad about myself when I go out with this girl I really like because she has stunning blue eyes, I mean they look amazing and when I see her I am constantly reminded about how much of a failure I am by getting these ******* ugly eyes, these eyes would look great on someone else but no on me, oh no they look plain and horrible, I suppose I shouldn't really care too much about these eyes but I just can't shake the feeling that something is wrong with me. I guess I could simply try killing myself and seeing if reincarnation really works and I win the lottery by getting my desired eyes.